AT THE PERISTALSIS TIMES… I recently ran into someone who raved about the “Carnivore Diet”. I told him it’s well-known they’ve not many pets. Seems in those mall stores, leery potential adoptees refuse parole absent scenting All the food groups… Reported by Just Waverlin… DANIEL HOLLORAN, AUTHOR OF: HE STICKETH CLOSER AND INDANDESCENCE AVAILABLE ON…

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AT THE AISLELICIOUS GROCER… Aisle Himself Escorts 2 Of His Employees To The Back Room… Aisle:  Men, I called you back here for an all-important reason. You two are my best baggers, Tip & Tuck. And I know which one of you works the hardest while the other gleans those rewards. First, about my name.…

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