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PRESIDENT LINCOLN & HIS CO-BLOGGER…
PRESIDENT LINCOLN & HIS FUTURE CO-BLOGGER… tolaughblog.com Daniel Holloran, Author also of: HE STICKETH CLOSER & INDANDESCENCE on Amazon PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN… It has been my honor to know two people related to famous individuals, Benjamin Franklin and Abraham Lincoln. President Lincoln, the ReUnion President, is both my favorite President, and American. Besides being The…
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IN SHOEBOYSGAN, WISCONSIN…
IN SHOEBOYSGAN, WISCONSIN… Oxford: Tell me again, what exactly is it you ShoeIns do? Cap’n Toe: Well, we’re very dress conscious and we’re just doing our little part to keep society properly garbed. It’s not so much what you do in life, it’s how you do it that counts. My brother and I are known…
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DEBOARDING THE REFUSE REGENT…
DEBOARDING THE REFUSE REGENT… Barney Cull: Tonight, we have a special show. It’s the story of how our guest here, Mike Morose, who finally got off of a deserted island. But first Mike, don’t look so surnamed, cheer up, you made it back! Your saga is quite interesting, to say the least. If we have…
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ABDICATING THE CONSONANTS…
ABDICATING THE CONSONANTS… TAXI TIME, BACK SEAT MANHATTAN… Gil Grammarian: Thank Goodness, thought I’d never get picked up. Ned, Ned, thanks for the lift, running late for a speaking engagement… It is Ned, isn’t it, that’s what your card says.. Ned: Ure Is, Ed’s Y Ame… Gil: What’s with the gag, going ‘nonymous? Ned: Ere…
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CO-ALONE, THE ESSENCE…
CO’ALONE, THE ESSENCE, ARRIVES HOME FROM HIS OL FACTORY JOB… CONTINUATION FROM THE EVENING BEFORE… I tell you, it just makes no scent, no scent at all…I ought to know, I Am A Tester you know… Eau, there you go again, when you rate as The Nose, let me know. For me it’s Toilette time……
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LOOKING OUT, DOWN UNDER…
LOOKING OUT, DOWN UNDER… Dingo, Dingo, Look! About a Billabong Furlong Away! It’s A…Side…Pocketed… ‘Roo! She’s a Leftie and Leanin’ at Least 30 Degrees…! Yes! She’s Reachin’ For Those Off-Roader Keys Right Now!… DANIEL HOLLORAN, AUTHOR OF: HE STICKETH CLOSER AND INDANDESCENCE AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
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FATHER PASSING ON THE BUSINESS…
FATHER PASSING ON THE BUSINESS… Son, You Know The First Word in Beekeeping? Beefriend… *Reported By Hive & Seek… DANIEL HOLLORAN, AUTHOR OF: HE STICKETH CLOSER AND INDANDESCENCE AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
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PLUNGER BOYS…
PLUNGER BOYS… Detective Toggle: Yes, this appears to be another case for those renegade Plunger Boys. These derelicts formed when they, as former sewer workers, attempted to unionize and were flushed wholesale before they could. Reporter Porcelain: How exactly can you be so sure Detective? Toggle: Well, look, when we see that distinctive circular red,…
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CAPTAIN BLIGH…
THE BOUNTY, AT THE HELM, 1789… Addressing both Bligh(t)s, the Captain’s Birthday, along with the Scurvy, the Crew Presents him with a *Citrus Ship Air Freshener… *Bartered with 3 Breadfruits with a Spanish Galleon… DANIEL HOLLORAN, AUTHOR OF: HE STICKETH CLOSER AND INDANDESCENCE AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
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DREAM INTERPRETER CALL IN…
DREAM INTERPRETER CALL IN… DELTAH WHAVE: Yes, go ahead caller and rerecall your dream please… Yes, I have been having all these dreams where pipes appear. May I ask your occupation? I am a plumber. I thought so, pipe dreams for you are common. And, may I say, if you decide to cross over into…