Author: Daniel

FATHER PASSING ON THE BUSINESS… Son, You Know The First Word in Beekeeping? Beefriend… *Reported By Hive & Seek… DANIEL HOLLORAN, AUTHOR OF: HE STICKETH CLOSER AND INDANDESCENCE AVAILABLE ON AMAZON Read more

PLUNGER BOYS… Detective Toggle:  Yes, this appears to be another case for those renegade Plunger Boys. These derelicts formed when they, as former sewer workers, attempted to unionize and were flushed wholesale before they could. Reporter Porcelain: How exactly can you be so sure Detective? Toggle: Well, look, when we see that distinctive circular red,… Read more

THE BOUNTY, AT THE HELM, 1789… Addressing both Bligh(t)s, the Captain’s Birthday, along with the Scurvy, the Crew Presents him with a *Citrus Ship Air Freshener… *Bartered with 3 Breadfruits with a Spanish Galleon… DANIEL HOLLORAN, AUTHOR OF: HE STICKETH CLOSER AND INDANDESCENCE AVAILABLE ON AMAZON Read more

DREAM INTERPRETER CALL IN… DELTAH WHAVE: Yes, go ahead caller and rerecall your dream please… Yes, I have been having all these dreams where pipes appear. May I ask your occupation? I am a plumber. I thought so, pipe dreams for you are common. And, may I say, if you decide to cross over into… Read more

AT THE PERISTALSIS TIMES… I recently ran into someone who raved about the “Carnivore Diet”. I told him it’s well-known they’ve not many pets. Seems in those mall stores, leery potential adoptees refuse parole absent scenting All the food groups… Reported by Just Waverlin… DANIEL HOLLORAN, AUTHOR OF: HE STICKETH CLOSER AND INDANDESCENCE AVAILABLE ON… Read more

AT THE AISLELICIOUS GROCER… Aisle Himself Escorts 2 Of His Employees To The Back Room… Aisle:  Men, I called you back here for an all-important reason. You two are my best baggers, Tip & Tuck. And I know which one of you works the hardest while the other gleans those rewards. First, about my name.… Read more